Thursday, May 03, 2007

Why I should probably not be allowed to drive.

  • Open car door.
  • Sit in driver’s seat
  • Put keys in ignition.
  • Put on Seat belt
  • Check mirrors
  • Release handbrake
  • Reverse down hill

Everything was going well until I eased onto the gas to go forward up the hill and out of the car park.

These things are so much simpler when you’ve remembered to switch the engine on.

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