Jetlag

So far, I have:

• Fallen out of bed – a double bed no less. No idea how I managed that one, but my housemates heard the thump, so I didn't just dream it.
• Demolished the bathroom towel rail (about 5 minutes after falling out of bed).
• shut finger in kitchen door (The nail is going purple – it’s very pretty).
• used bruised finger to press buttons, empty tumble drier and generally lots of things that might also make the thing hurt.

I'm hoping not to hurt myself in any other ways for a while.