Maybe…. Having discovered that I can’t spill celery down my front. Unlike yoghurt. Tomorrow will indeed be double helpings. Unless it’s all gone limp and nasty.
How does one make nasty celery stuff go limp so that you don’t need to eat it. Maybe the microwave?
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Maybe…. Having discovered that I can’t spill celery down my front. Unlike yoghurt. Tomorrow will indeed be double helpings. Unless it’s all gone limp and nasty.
How does one make nasty celery stuff go limp so that you don’t need to eat it. Maybe the microwave?
How about plunging it into my coffee...?
It didn't help my bread roll... so it prob won't help celery...
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