Martin: I've bought some new cycling gloves
Mary: What for?
D'oh! It’s been a long week ok?
However, I feel that any stupidity of comments is superseded by this exchange between two of my housemates at the party last night. In order to fully appreciate this you need to picture Helen with a bottle of purple vodka in one hand. It's vodka with lots of parma violet sweets in it to add 'flavour'. It tastes worse than it sounds. Lots worse.
Helen: It's ok, I've diluted it
Heather: What with?
Helen: Vodka
Later Helen successfully 'danced her socks off'. I didn't know you could stand on your own foot and remove a sock while dancing.
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