discrimination

"The dosing pumps are not man enough for the pressures required"

So now we have sexual discrimination of pumps! What is the world coming to.

I wonder if I can take legal action on their behalf. I’d probably need them to sign something though, and I don’t think pumps can sign things… oh no, I’ve discriminated on grounds of disability….

It doesn't look like me, and I no-one called Bob phones me..... but other than that this cartoon is all about me!  

Apparently there's an election coming...?

At last, a manifesto that makes sense.... unfortunately, that's why I know it's not a good idea to vote for them... Ahving said that, this is brilliant:

"We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks."

Take a look for yourself....

Monster Raving Loony Party Manifesto

Boggle boggle boggle

Today at work someone is advertising a double bed It is advertised as "a double bed with headboard and storage in very good conduction"

Good conduction?

The mind boggles.

Boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle boggle

Google is conservative?

Isn't this what they want? No more europe?

follow the link and scroll east...

http://maps.google.com/

Feeling lightheaded

"There’s something different about you today"
"You’re looking a bit different"
"Have you had your hair cut?"

The observational skills in this office are impressive, as, yes, I have had my hair cut. It’s about 3 to 4 inches shorter than it was on Friday. I’d anticipated comment, but not office wide discussion… The secretary has been heard to comment that she likes it so that’s ok. I can breath easy now. She’s not said it to my face though… (is that good or bad?)

The comments about maybe it’s the reason why I’m asleep this morning is a little more disturbing, (Like Sampson I apparently lost my strength along with my hair) and serve to demonstrate the randomness of the people in this office and their state of boredom at present.

Unfortunately, the theory that if they didn’t recognise me they couldn’t give me any nasty work to do has been proved wrong. Ah well, better luck next time…

Alleluia!

They've replaced my phone! And it beeps and everything! wooooo!

It's only taken 2 weeks. Lets just say that three customer service is better than O2, but they don't do joined up thinking.

And don't even think about getting an LG phone. Not now, not ever. They just don't work.

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snobbqow

Nope. Whichever way you say it it makes no sense.

This weekend I was helping with a scout camp. (Because I don't have enough things to do in my 'spare' time as it is...) I was there to help with catering for the core team.

It was a scout camp called Nemesis 3 for all the scouts in Berkshire. There were about 250 scouts plus associated leaders. The idea was that the scouts went round doing all sorts of exciting activities sich as climbing, caving, sub-aqua, firemaking, woggle making, tie dying, pioneering.... etc etc etc.

On Friday night as they all arrived we were running a BBQ to feed them. Great. A BBQ for 300+ people. Makes sense. Logical.

Except for that funny white stuff that kept falling from the sky. Some might call it snow. Some might call it sleet.

Whatever way you say it BBQ and snow are not an ideal combination.

Was fun though. And scouts are indeed resourseful... It's the first time I've seen people make a roller blind door out of excess bog roll....

Which Muskehound are you?

I'm Juliette! I might look as if butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, but in fact I'm brave, clever and resourceful. Friends know they can trust me with their most important secrets; enemies underestimate me at their peril.

I like the sound of that....

Find out which one you are..... on this link...
Which muskehound are you?

Karol Wojtyla

RIP John Paul II.

Whether you agree with his theology or not, you can't disagree that John Paul II was a good man who stood up for what he believed. Religious or secular - you can't ask for more than that.

He's with God now, and I'm happy for him. Now we need to pray for the rest of us left on earth to listen to the Lord and hear what he wants us to do. This is the first time I'll know a change of Pope. We live in intersting times.

RIP.